Title: monkey

Gender: Male

Location: a secret location known only by me

I'm probably inputting this data in completely the wrong place (but that's me all over….In the wrong place at the wrong time) 

When I asked to join Zaadz Here's what I said   “I'm a lost soul in a very big world.   I've joined loads of dating sites but have found that I'm expected to pay via a credit card just to talk to people.

The thing is I don't even have a credit card.

These sites that I've joined have never stopped emailing me since, telling me that people have been checking out my profile and have been wanting to talk to “me” but its no good to me seeing as I don't even WANT to have a credit card!!!

Another thing is that because  I'm too shy to show to the world how lonely I actually am, the most that I have ever yet been able to upload of myself  has been an image where you can't see my face.(which has resulted in most of those websites just rejecting my image outright!!)
 
Also because I'm too shy to let anyone see how vulnerable I really am as a real life person I found myself creating an online persona called “Medallion Man” to go with the picture.  

I think I must have been thinking along  the lines of  “I wouldn't want to join any club that'd have me for a member”  because my online creation was the sort of person who would have a comb-over hairdo and would wear really bad nylon y-fronts under a far-too short leopard skin print dressing gown and would revel in greeting his horrified guests with cheesy lines like “Wel helooooooooooooooooooo” 

In fact about the only thing that made Medallion Man  any different from Hugh Heffner was the facts that he was completely flat broke and didn't live in a mansion!!  

Who knows if anyone ever got the irony but clearly the joke was on me and for all of my joining internet dating sites my loneliness prevailed.

Then I found this site completely by accident and I saw this beautiful person called Robin and I wanted to talk to her so I joined”  

To get as far as where I now am I had to first send an email to the Zaadz support staff  saying “I'm not really a failed wannabee lounge lizard who just wants to make a date online you know” and they appeared either foolish enough to believe me or else they were sensitive enough to recognise the fact that there are are often ironies within ironies.
 
Whatever the real truth may be I have finally got here.

so Hello You (Even if your name's not Robin)

Member Since: Friday, September 22 2006

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